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Intertouchdown

An intertouchdown occurs when a defender intercepts a pass in his endzone and instead of having the interception ruled a touchback, a replacement NFL referee calls that interception a touchdown for the other team.

To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up into his anal cavity via his anus.
Fred: "Did you see that MNF game last night? Wow, the Packers were robbed by the replacement refs. I think the Seahawks QB became the first player in NFL history to throw a game winning interception!"

Marty: "Yeah. Nice intertouchdown for the win there Seahawks."

Fred: "Intertouchdown? What's the signal for an intertouchdown?"

Marty: "To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up his ass."
by m_piet September 25, 2012
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intertippity

to feel deeply torn because you know what is right, best or practical and that conflicts with what is pleasurable or what you ardently want.

A specific form of cognitive dissonance and inner-conflict.

Sometimes accompanied by ambivalence.

Often used to describe difficulty while developing new habits.
I have not known so much intertippity since my doctor first told me I was at risk for type II diabetes, and the waiter plunked down a big honkin' chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream in front of me.
by Xanadu The Great April 15, 2015
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Homework Inertia

The amount of effort it takes to get started on your homework.
Jim has a lot of Homework Inertia, he took until 11:00 PM to care about getting started on it.
by andy2stacks September 22, 2012
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inverted starfish

1. Anal prolapse, as a result of excessive entry in the backdoor without sufficient lubrication beforehand. See also pink sock.
"Man, when I pulled out, that shit went all inverted starfish."
by Stacifer December 25, 2007
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invertigate

(adj.) characterized by an occasionally capricious disposition that undermines a prominent topic in an ongoing dialogue by redirecting conversation on the pretense of remarking on external visual stimuli.
Her remark on the scenery was no mere fleeting observation, but rather the mark of one skilled in tactically invertigate persiflage to move the discussion in another direction.
by placesense June 14, 2010
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Inverted gorilla

by JasonTheCagleGuy March 21, 2019
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inverted seahorse

A sexual position in which a man has anal sex with a girl while she flips under his legs and eats fishsticks from his anus.
Im hungry, wanna do the inverted seahorse?

Imma Inverted seahorse the F**k out of you!
by Sixty-Nine Man March 31, 2008
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