I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now
by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022
What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.
Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.
by Beldar's big brother August 19, 2015
by Pseudonym# March 06, 2013
A social or informal practice where a group of girls collectively discuss and potentially exaggerate an event that didn't go in one girl's favor, with the aim of depreciating the other parties values and worth in hopes of making them be hated, or seen as a disturbance by others.
One evening, Isabella and her four friends convened in her living room, the atmosphere tinged with a mixture of empathy and concern. Isabella shared her emotional turmoil over the recent breakup, recounting the events leading to the dissolution of her relationship. Her friends, keenly attuned to her feelings, engaged in discussions that gradually integrated elements of 'Girl Insurance.'
Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.
Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.
Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.
Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.
by Folding chair August 21, 2023
by enfueg013 March 08, 2012
by Simple! July 16, 2013
(noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.
Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
by Jambo_11 July 20, 2012