Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
Get the Wealth & Income Financial Engineermug. Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025
Get the low income white girl eyesmug. Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.
by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010
Get the negative incomemug. The act of financial irresponsibility that occurs when one spends their income tax return on extravagant tattoos instead of putting it towards their needs.
by mwd0503 November 16, 2023
Get the Income Tatsmug. Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.
Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.
by giantfan1 October 11, 2012
Get the Phantom incomemug. In-com Tax-ee
adjective
1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.
2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.
3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
adjective
1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.
2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.
3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.
James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
by TheShadeRoomInc April 22, 2017
Get the Income Taxymug. by Ugaynow August 29, 2019
Get the Incomemug.