Spedical Illusion

When the passengers of a car misjudge the speed of the vehicle because they are viewing the analog speedometer at an angle. When not viewed straight on, the needle appears to indicate higher or lower speeds than the vehicle is actually travelling.

Jen: Slow down or the cops are going to arrest you.
Bob: I'm going the speed limit...
Jen: It looks like you're going 5 over from the passenger seat.
Bob: That's the spedical illusion messing with you.

by [e-mail] January 8, 2008

Illusion of Gaia

Better than Soulblazer, but not as good as terranigma.

Definition is too short? It can never be too short!

See Soulblazer, and Terranigma. And j00, and pwns. I had to add that.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

the sheen illusion

Being so intoxicated that you think you've seen Charlie Sheen. The Sheen Illusion will often spurn you on to continue drinking to the point of paralysis.

Person 1: Holy shit... it's Charlie Sheen!!!
Person 2: Damn.. looks like he's suffering from the sheen illusion

by drunk hillbilly May 11, 2011

Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.

"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"

by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011

Liquid illusion

When a girl thinks your cumming in her, but your really peeing in her.

Dude, I tottaly gave Sydney a LIquid Illusion!

by righteous kill July 2, 2009

Rooster Illusion

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011

Obstacle illusion

A term used to rationalize tripping over something not visible to the eye.

After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!

by Snovas February 19, 2009