One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024


For a MILF, dominatrix, or other form of sexually topping woman to say in response to when a bottom sexual partner expresses that they're about to cum.
Alternatively, a sexual joke as a response to when someone is asked to come, says they're coming (in the sfw sense), or anything along that train of thought.
Alternatively, a sexual joke as a response to when someone is asked to come, says they're coming (in the sfw sense), or anything along that train of thought.
Bottom: Oh god, I think I'm coming!
Mommy: Not until I say so!
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David: Hey, do you know if Jake's coming over any time soon?
Amanda: Not until I say so!
Mommy: Not until I say so!
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David: Hey, do you know if Jake's coming over any time soon?
Amanda: Not until I say so!
by Raynie Yogurt January 7, 2022

by Arminkshipper March 9, 2025

Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024
