i need some poon

"i need some poon" basically means "i need some sexual intercourse" or "i need some poonani".

the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.

made mainstream by the movie: 'the 40 year old virgin',
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.
by G.j.H July 07, 2008
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Glue! I need glue!

An exclamation used when you pull a Humphrey Hambone.

An exclamation used when you screw up bad or break something. Often yelled as you run away.

Usually, written with punctuation like "Glue! I need glue!" and with lots of exclamation marks.

The proper response is "You're going to need lots of glue!" just before you throttle the person for breaking your stuff.

If you are lucky it belonged to someone else and you can say "I told you so."

For a full explanation see Humphrey Hambone.
I though the computer password was 'beth1' but it is not working. All my school work is store in there! Glue! I need glue!
by The Neutral Christ June 10, 2010
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i need my issue

It means the person is really horny; they want to f*ck asap
"Baby I need my issueright now"
by spacekatt March 18, 2018
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I need a medic bag

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.
*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."
by DallasIsDown January 24, 2018
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I need to get the milk

The sentence of every disappearance.
-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?
by ara129 October 18, 2021
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I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub
Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!
by rhdreams January 03, 2015
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I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
by honkofthehank November 28, 2012
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