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best thing i never had 

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.
"He was the best thing i never had"

I Just Had Sex! 

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.
(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

i've had enough 

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.
I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!
i've had enough by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

I just had a brown baby boy 

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy

I've had my weetabix

A phrase used when facing a difficult task.
Old man: Hey!

Young girls: Hey!

Old man: How about you two come back to mine?

Young girls: You sure you can handle it?

Old man: Don't worry love, I've had my weetabix.

I already had him

I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM.

I don't think so.

Oh HEY C'MERE!

Okay I'll play...
I already had him by Oplem June 10, 2005