What am I doing with my life.

When you question life.

What am I doing with my life. I'm really bored.

by Johnny Bob James Jimmy February 22, 2018

What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

Whatever, I do what I want!

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

by Anonymous July 02, 2003

Whatever, I do what I want!

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.

"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Whatever, I do what I want!

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts

I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip. Its your job, not your career.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."

by M Dogg March 26, 2005

Wateva, I do wat I want!

I do not have to listen to you; I will do what I please.

by Anonymous September 09, 2003