Im gay 

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

Im gay by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

IM GAY 

A quote that is from IDUBBBZ

IM GAY

IM GAY by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 29, 2022

im gay 

no wonder

ur gay thats it ur gay im gay no wonder

im gay by IM GAY BISH February 27, 2023

guys.... im gay.. 

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say

"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"

guys.... im gay.. by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

im not gay 

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

im not gay by Very good name August 20, 2020

Im not gay seat 

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

Im not gay seat by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

"im not gay" hug 

When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay"

I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.

"im not gay" hug by matt flowers February 13, 2007