armory humper

Term in the game natural selection for marines who fill up on ammo without paying attention to anything else, making them easy prey for the kharaa

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Air Humper

A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.

At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.

Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.

Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!

by thepeopleinthecafateriathatday August 5, 2010

bumper humper

A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.

Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.

by Sheky#1 December 28, 2008

leg-humper

The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.

OMGHI2U I LOVE YOU. Let's go out!

by Lee September 17, 2004

leg humper

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

by T-JaB February 17, 2003

Allah humper

A derogatory term for a middle eastern arab/ muslim extremest/ terrorist. Aka derka, towel head, sand nigger.

I killed so many Allah humpers when i was in the Marines.

by Spies_19 February 21, 2010

Rump Humper

Someone who humps someones ass.

Alex is an offical rumphumper, after she humped hevyns rump in the locker room.

by Alex January 19, 2003