Hedge

A. That one kid who annoys you

B. Annoying in a preppy way

Stop clicking your pen in class! You're such a hedge.

Trevor is wearing so much vineyards vines he's a hedge

by Bruhh V November 9, 2015

Shadow the Hedgehog

The dark, edgy, rival of Sonic, who uses guns and curses every 4 seconds

Eggman: "Shadow the Hedgehog! Hey everybody, look! Shadow' shere!"
Random Villain: "Who's he?"
Eggman: "He's only the second most popular character in the whole canon!"

by Kevin Anthony February 10, 2018

Hedge Clippings

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

Hedgehog

The cutest animal on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I love hedgehogs

by Diretioner💖 July 26, 2021

Jamie hudderson

An anonymous Instagram account used for "inside man business". Nobody knows who is behind this account or who he works for. If you ever come across him, refer to him as your commanding officer - or bad things happen.

"Jamie hudderson text me yesterday, I called him a bitch.. My Intire family is dead now."

by Hudderson waters December 17, 2019

Kansas City Hedgeclipper

This is a sexual act involving three (3) males and one (1) female. The female must be completely unshaven in her nether regions (i.e. The Hedge). The performing male lays completely naked and erect on the ground of an outdoor track 17.38 miles from the nearest Arby's. The two assisting males then pick him up by the ankles and wrists, bending him back so that his arms and legs are stretched backward with his erect penis facing forwards, thus resembling the shape of a hedge clipper. The volunteering woman is then willingly tied to a large sheet of particle board while naked at the 69-meter mark on the track. The board is angled at 60 degrees (pi/3 radians). The two carrying males now begin charging at the woman, third male held firmly in their hands. They stop running just short of the woman, the carried male's penis mere centimeters from entering his lover's poontang. The carrying males back up to the 0-meter mark and run up again, stopping just short once more and retreating. On their third and final attempt, the carrying duo charge at the woman (with the third still being carried) with true intent. As they reach the woman, they lift the third male slightly higher. This causes him to miss the vagina and ram his girth into the area just above it. The angle of the woman, combined with the speed and raw power of the man, result in a gargantuan frictional force that obliterates any trace of hair on the woman's meat flaps. Thus, the Kansas City Hedgeclipper has been performed.

Guy 1: Man, you would not believe what my girlfriend and I did last night!

Guy 2: I bet I won't believe it! What did you do?
Guy 1: We performed the Kansas City Hedgeclipper! It was so fun and wild; I can't wait to do it again!

by kingswamp October 23, 2018

hedge diving

verb. To hedge dive. To run at, and jump through, over, along or onto a hedge or bush. This may then be combined with other crazy stunts eg jumping off wroxham bridge and catapulting "tic tacs" at each other and filmed. this "film" may then be watched back at parties and social gatherings in order to provoke laughter and show just how manly the participants as it is quite dangerous and has caused savere injuries.

Me: Hey you guys, it's four o'clock in the morning and we have nothing to do. Lets go hedge diving and film it.

15 mins later

Darren: Hey guys i think i've broken my ankle, no joke.
Me: God my head hurts.

by Yarham January 4, 2005