hows your bum for grubs

how are you? or what's been happening? good ol' fashioned aussie slang.

as a "very" informal greeting "hows your bum for grubs?

by the bobs January 17, 2014

Hows your hammer hanging?

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.

Hey man hows your hammer hanging?

by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011

Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.

Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"

by The Hodge February 8, 2006

Hows your Minkton?

A variant of 'hows your father?' The origins of the phrase are obscure at best. To 'have a bit of hows your Minkton' implies that the individual in question has partaken in sexual activites that are far from what is considered simple love-making. Such complex maneuvres as inverted fisting, mongolian hate slamming and the 'human sock' would be considered some of the tamer moves used during a session.

John: How about a bit of hows your Minkton?
Stacey: You sick bastard! Ok then.

Additional note: My house is your house and your house is Monkhouse.

by Monkhouse April 11, 2008

hows your guys

Commonly heard as "HOWS". which is what you say when you go to twack another and stop before you hit. and if they flinch you give them a dead arm.

Me: Hey james
James: whats up
Me: "HOWS YOUR GUYS!" (makes him flinch) haha you flinched
James: oh you shit!
ME: i hit him

by filburt May 20, 2008

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008