seatle hotpocket

when you are super pissed at someone and you take a duumo in their pillow case and they sleep on it without knowing

my mom was sooooooooo pissed

by anal schwartz February 9, 2004

Mississippi hotpocket

A Mississippi HotPocket is the act of getting your balls and beating them with a stool then pouring hotpocket sauce on them

Mississippi Hotpocket victim: my Wife gave me a Mississippi HotPocket

Friend: Ow man sorry bout that

by A Man With A Banana July 1, 2011

Rainbow Hotpocket

The Rainbow Hotpocket is a novelty sexual intercourse activity. The male eats an extra hot curry, prior to consuming a valium. Once the curry has been digested and the valium has taken effect, one proceeds to climb a ladder naked, strategically placed next to a bed, on which a female lies also nude. With an erection, the male launches from the ladder and takes a shit (preferably very runny) without the females consent (and hopefully without realising) in mid air. On arrival, the male enters the female (velocity varies on weight to gravity math). In a brisk, but controlled motion, the male flips the female into a straddling/cowgirl position. If all goes as planned, the horrible running shit that exited the male at the top of the ladder will land on the females back. Once the female realises what has just occurred, she will leap off the male in disgust (maybe). At that point, it is imperative that the male shouts at the top of his voice in a celebratory manor the phrase, 'cunty bollocks trouble amongst!' Before the female has a chance to confront the male of his recent action, the male grabs the ladder and smacks the female in the face with it.

Man you should have seen the other night, I totally gave this bitch a rainbow hotpocket! I'll give you back your ladder soon bro.

by Mr flappy February 24, 2011

Hotdick

When one is mad and therefore threatens to cut off thier loved ones dick, place it into a hotdog bun and proceed to feed it to them.

Natalie: "Carl you're being an absolute douche bag right now, you're really asking for a Hotdick"
Carl: "No Natalie!! Please, don't give me a hotdick, I couldnt bare being a unick, my father will make me join a unick hockey team!"
Natalie:"Too late Hot Carl... one HotDick on the barbie"

by Nataree December 27, 2012

hotpocket

A euphemism for for vagina.

"Oh yeah, Karen! I'd love to take a bite out of that hotpocket"

by Phonk August 15, 2006

Hotticide

when someone or something is so hot you want to commit suicide

yo do see how cut that guy is he makes me wanna cot hotticide

by Star The Smol Child September 2, 2016

hospicious

The act of being Hostile and Suspicious simultaneously.

They became very hospicious when asked where they were coming from.

He started acting hospiciously when I requested proof.

by sporiel February 25, 2021