Hummusphobia

Being deathly afraid of chickpeas and tahini, or fear that your hummus has been poisoned by Hamas , also being afraid of Levantine people in general.

Nash is perpetually in fear that hamas has contaminated his hummus. He Needs medicinal grade Greek hummus pronto to cure his hummusphobia.

by HummusHero July 8, 2018

Hommos

1. Bean dip
2. Gay people

The small hommos are getting my order of small hommos.

by tkobaltimore August 20, 2020

Hummus Hummer

1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.

2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.

1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer

2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.

by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015

Homus

A male/female that had a sex change

I know a homus.

by Ralph Tycz July 27, 2012

Hummus

Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.

Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.

by Poppage September 25, 2010

Homousmaximus

A scientifical term used to describe someone of homosexual origins.

Landin is so homousmaximus that I made a new word to describe him.

by DaltonLovesAnal September 30, 2011