"When someone complains about a situation they put themselves in while possibly using it to insult another person"
by chiefkeefbunda214 October 28, 2025
Get the Brooks Holt Fallacymug. An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
Get the Captain Raymond Holtmug. by Trigger warning bird November 30, 2017
Get the logan holtmug. by Moi it’s moi gurls May 14, 2020
Get the Grace Lilian Holtmug. A child declared at birth as gay due to certain star signs. This child would most likely try to hide his gayness but do not be fooled. He is a dangerous 14/10 on the gayness meter
Gary: " yo this kid in my class is so fuckin gay bruv but he's trying to hide it"
Joe: "bro that's Ollie Holt. U better stay away from him. He's 14/10 on the gayness meter"
Gary: "oh shit"
Joe: "bro that's Ollie Holt. U better stay away from him. He's 14/10 on the gayness meter"
Gary: "oh shit"
by Gayboi696969 December 13, 2018
Get the ollie holtmug. by Its.Jaz.Duhhh June 3, 2022
Get the Dipper Holtmug. Anabel Holt is the name of a woman who is kindhearted, loving, and passionate. She is crafty and has a knack for making things look good including herself. A woman with this name is beautiful, courageous, and wild. Her hot temper is always followed by moments of extreme love. She has a beautiful heart, and a big booty. If you know an Anabel Holt, never give up on her. In the end she will repay your loyalty with undying love.
Guy - I pray that someday I will have a woman with a big heart and a bigger booty.
Universe - I will send you an Anabel Holt.
Universe - I will send you an Anabel Holt.
by LordDeth September 3, 2019
Get the Anabel Holtmug.