Hoffman

Hoffman

A small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad Heroin that will kill you instantly.

Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.

Jim: Imma try it bra!.

(Later that night... **DEAD**)

by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014

Hoffman-man

Abbie Hoffman's super hero alter-ego.

Hoffman-man saves the day.

by Hoffmaniac August 17, 2009

Lindsey Hoffman

Slutty girl from a small town of maple shade, if you hook up with her and DON'T catch something consider yourself the messiah, doesn't actually own anything other yoga pants, can't believe you're actually looking this up

Horny guy: "Bro who is that sexy white girl with the cake"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"

by 666tvkillemall December 23, 2013

Billie Jo Hoffman

A term to describe a young girl who cheats off other peoples tests. Is normally born into a wealthy family, but has a small IQ level and commonly denies any allegations to her she sees as true.

"That Billie Jo Hoffman sure knows how to cheat off of that test!"

by Alex Weisenhover December 2, 2018

hoffman high school

A place where you can find omar the chargerless nigga. The ghettoest a school can get.

White guy 1:"I swear if you mess with me ima drown you in the hoffman high school pool"
white guy 2: "no please!... the fish have guns!"

by arazzi January 25, 2014

Dirty Hoffman

a) Someone who is most likely a pedophile or possible stalker. Typically this type of pedophile speaks with their eyes shut and monotone.

b) It could also be used as a kinky sex position.

Ex. A) Dude, that guy over there is a total Dirty Hoffman.

Ex. B) Do you want to try the Dirty Hoffman tonight? Ok, put your legs behind your head and let's do this.

by DBagger December 19, 2012

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004