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When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.
Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!
by Bddb June 20, 2020
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Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.
Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.
by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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hired

when ur high & tired
"Dude, I'm hired."
by yeepppppp July 31, 2017
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DUI-Hire

A term used to describe both:

A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.

The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.
Pete Hegseth running a Signal chat fiasco where sensitive military plans were inadvertently shared with a journalist, exemplifies a classic DUI-Hire.
by skeletorio April 10, 2025
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Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.
When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.
by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023
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You hiring any bosses?

The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?
New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?
by Falcoriano_Reeves January 25, 2024
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