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Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
by arf79 June 6, 2024
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hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.
Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
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Not Hiring Them

And how are you going to "Not hire them" Meg? If that going to be an interview question? What happens when someone slips through the cracks? 5 years from not you find of that 5 years ago they posted an X in support of Palestine... And then what? Do you fire them over a tweet from 5 years ago? How does that work? What happened to meritocracy? What happened to diversity of thought? All of that was complete horseshit.
Hym "I don't think you've actually considered that actual logistics not hiring them and how it is literally the thing you claim is the most egregious violation of everyone's rights that has ever happened. Full fo shit. You're all completely full of shit. You were right about it being wrong but you don't seem to have a prob with it now."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
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ICU hires

Political nepotism is back with ICU hires, to assure the government is completely dysfunctional. They have purged the government of highly qualified and successful people. They are now going for ICU hires to assure that no possible good will come from the government.
by mlhiss March 19, 2025
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Hired

I couldn't fall asleep bc I was so hired.
by Kileyy April 19, 2018
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Hire Chairs In Melbourne

Is it true or not that you are in that frame of mind of arranging a critical event in Melbourne, not set in stone to make everything about? Look no further on the grounds that we have the arrangement that will hoist your occasion to an unheard of level: chair hire in Melbourne. Picking all that best hire chair offers by Mux Events event Management Company in Melbourne administration can be the way to guaranteeing the solace and style of your guests.
by Best Hire Chairs Melbouren October 16, 2023
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Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.
I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man
by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021
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