Shaggy Hickory

A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.

She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.

by Muskoka Woodsman June 05, 2022

The Hickory Smoke

When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.

Yo, you smell that? that's the hickory smoke!

by xa1e January 19, 2022

Old Hickory Twist

Stonewall Jacksons favorite dance move.

Theres Stonewall doing the old hickory twist

by Sportsguy1776 November 16, 2015

hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015

hickory house

The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!

by Trollingly May 22, 2016

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009