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Het Cariba Bad

When you stand above your girl, wearing only pants. Then proceeds to shit down your pants into your girls vigana. Then while the girl pisses you eat your girl out.
P1: Wow! Last night was crazy man.
P2: Oh really? What did you do?
P1: Yea, it was so awesome, we did 'Het Cariba Bad'.
P2: Wow that's crazy, how was it?
P1: Yea we really did it, it was kinda stinky, but so horny.
by Mikemikedb March 15, 2025
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Het eten is klaar

Een informeel Nederlands slang-uitdrukking die aangeeft dat iemand mentaal afhaakt, meestal in de middag/namiddag, wanneer de energie en concentratie dalen. Het verwijst naar een staat van "aftakelen" – alsof je brein in een soort after-lunch coma zit en je dingen doet die je normaal gesproken niet zou doen (domme grappen maken, fouten maken op werk, of gewoon compleet nutteloze dingen uitproberen).

An informal Dutch slang expression indicating that someone is mentally winding down, usually in the afternoon/afternoon, when energy and concentration drop. It refers to a state of “attrition” - as if your brain is in a kind of after-lunch coma and you're doing things you wouldn't normally do (making silly jokes, making mistakes at work, or just trying out completely useless things).
NL:
"Man, ik heb al 4 fouten in deze Excel-sheet gemaakt… het eten is klaar vandaag."
(Betekenis: Mijn concentratie is weg, ik maak stomme fouten.)

"Ik stond net 2 minuten naar de koffieautomaat te staren zonder kopje… ja, het eten is klaar."
(Betekenis: Mijn brein is in standby-modus.)

"Na 15:00 uur begin ik altijd rare memes te sturen naar m’n collega’s. Het eten is klaar, dan kan ik niks zinnigs meer."
(Betekenis: Tegen het einde van de werkdag wordt het niveau lager.)

"Hij probeerde z’n telefoon op te laden met een bananenschil… het eten was duidelijk al klaar."
(Betekenis: Hij was al lang niet meer helder aan het denken.)

ENG:
“Man, I've already made 4 mistakes in this Excel sheet...dinner is ready today.”
(Meaning: my concentration is gone, I'm making stupid mistakes).

“I was just staring at the coffee machine for 2 minutes without a cup... yes, dinner is ready.”
(Meaning: My brain is in standby mode.)

“After 3 p.m. I always start sending weird memes to my colleagues. Dinner is done, then I can't do anything meaningful.”
(Meaning: toward the end of the workday, the level gets lower.)

“He tried to charge his phone with a banana peel... the food was obviously already ready.”
(Meaning: He had long since stopped thinking clearly.)

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
by JerryDePlug May 24, 2025
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One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020
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hoe gaat het?

A dutch sentence meaning, "how are you?"
Often used in America to confuse non-dutch speakers.

Pronounced: Who-hghat-hett
guy1: Hoe gaat het?
guy2: Wtf are you on?
by Shadow Rising October 7, 2011
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Cis-het

Normaly used by LGBT+ comunity to refer to a cisgender and heterosexual person
Lesbian: look a cis-het couple
by Vilu November 21, 2020
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jk het

i heard she’s a het”
yeah but she’s a jk het”
“wdym?”
“a het with taste
by yejan February 10, 2020
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gay-het

Gay men, usually couples, who have nearly or completely assimilated into hetero society. Gay-hets socialize primarily with het friends, het gatherings, and het culture. They enjoy being the token gay friends of liberal minded hets which makes them feel special. They may or may not be parents.

Gat-hets enjoy escorting their het friends to gay establishments and clubs expecting their het friends to be completely welcome, and they dont understand that the presence of hets in a gay environment can diminish the gay energy and cause some resentment amongst gay man who are trying to escape the heterocentrist world.
Why is that gay-het couple always bringing straight women to the gay beach, we're here to look at men and get away from all the pussy.
by Chud Skyler May 20, 2021
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