Hallettsville

A bunch of drunk ass rednecks who enjoy smoking bud and smashing on your girl friend

everybody in Hallettsville smokes pot drinks beer and sleeps with your girl friend

by mtgj March 9, 2011

Hamlet

A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.

I love Hamlet (food)
I love Hamlet (book) too
(confusion)

by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

Harlette

The female on the back of a Harley, riding bitch. Typically middle-aged. Native dress includes combinations of the following: a bikini, leather vest, leather chaps, jeans, hot pants, a bandana, leather jacket, concert t-shirt, high heels, f***-me boots. Most likely following her man to Sturgis, or wherever the hell else he told her he was going when he picked her up at that truck stop in Rawlins. Her looks are irrelevant; ugly or hot, the way she straddles that bike is guaranteed to turn you on.

A little boy is sitting in the back seat of a car as it is passed by a biker and his harlette.
Little boy: "cooool..."
Little boy's mother: "Harlot."

Seen on a biker t-shirt: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

by zoiks November 10, 2008

Hazleton

Basically Chicago jr. Full of Hispanics (mostly Dominicans). Worst city in Pennsylvania. You can hear a couple gunshots every now and then but its normal here. Literally here besides Mi Casa Restaurant. Pretty sure the bloods and crips both originated from here.

"Hey, let's never come back to Hazleton, like, ever again."

by Sum fuckin hic June 14, 2018

Hamlets

Common cigars, available in shops in the UK.

Il have a pack of hamlets please

by alan Michale September 2, 2005

last act of hamlet

when everyone ends up dead

joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy whips out an ak-47 and takes out rachael, then seeing all the carnage commits seppuku. george walks in and says "omgwtfbbqusa is this the last act of hamlet or something?!?!

by hella fine July 24, 2008

hazletard

1) noun: A mentally impaired person from Hazleton, Pennsylvania; 2) verb: to render something or somebody useless; 3) verb: to act mentally impaired while in the city limits of Hazleton, PA

A hazletard (definition 1) stole my quad, barrelled up City Hall's steps and hazletarded (def. 2 past-tense) the fucking bitch. The cops found him hazletarding (def. 3 past participle) down the block, from meth. I got to leave this fucking town!

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 11, 2010