Hashtagging

Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."

"We were bored & nothing was on TV, so Becky and I spent the evening #hashtagging

by JamesBeam October 17, 2010

Hashtag

Hashtag-Noun. Spawned from the ever powerful Twitter Machine, this symbol (#) has become a new way to add a thought, or some up the thought of, a sentence, giving it more clarity, and often, more wit. Most commonly found in tweets, FB status, and comments (in that order)

"Just eat an entire sleeve of oreos cookies in 8 mins #highlife"

"Wegmans didnt have MY kind of Organic Milk, so i had to by that silk shit instead #whitegirlproblems"

"Going car shopping today because my last car caught on FIRE #nbd

#=Hashtag

by KennyPowell July 19, 2011

hashtag retard

Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.

(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".

by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 13, 2013

hashtag abuser

Someone who uses 8+ hashtags.

Hannah is such a hashtag abuser, on her last selfie she was like, " #selfie #goodlighting #deleting #sexy #likeit #what #liveitup #air #hair #eyes #face #yaaasss "

by heyy.tayy August 4, 2014

hashfag

Anyone who mis or overuses hashtags through either social media and/or real life.
Terrible people, really.

#swag #dont #trust #nobody #follow, shit like that

They also tend to use emoticons frequently to add to insult.

A commenter talking about a problem with Gran Turismo 6 on Facebook.
Guy #1: Rather get all the promised #GT6 DLC that were promised! #VisionGT has been left too long since the Mercedes AMG #VGT. BMW or Alfa Romeo next please! #QuickQuick

Guy #2: Oh boy you hashfag

by PakaChaka April 27, 2014

hashtag planting

Piggybacking on a popular or trending hashtag to increase the chances of people seeing your tweet about an unrelated or related topic.

For example, if you are hosting a video game event and it's near the time of the popular "Comic Con" convention, you would do some "hashtag planting" in your event tweets and use the already popular #comiccon so that all of the people looking for info on Comic Con would also see your tweets about your event.

by MichelleInOC May 22, 2013

hashfaggery

Hashtaggery, but with an f replacing the t. Simply put, it is an insulting way to refer to the action of using hashtags, or the action of using them incorrectly.

Facebook has hashtags now? What hashfaggery is this?!? #hashfaggery

#funinthesun #besties #moonlight #hatemylife #stupidtagsthatmakenosensetogether

by bellethebeast June 15, 2013