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Handy beer sack

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal
Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack
by jdawgnight73 October 16, 2015
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dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.
"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"
by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015
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tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements
by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014
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Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.
"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"
by Good @ cards May 30, 2015
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King's Hand

King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.
Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....
by PattonPending December 8, 2020
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national compliment jasmine’s hands day

on december 26, it’s national compliment jasmine’s hands day.
jasmine, you have really nice hands:)
happy national compliment jasmine’s hands day
by national day creator December 26, 2020
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dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
by john gallione December 9, 2008
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