hanul

Someone who believes that he is a ladies man. Attempts to fish for the ladies but only catches the ugly ones. Also must be carried throughout his life, whether it's from a hike or a game of League of Legends.

That man is a real Hanul

by CheesecakeFiddlr February 20, 2015

Hanukkah Hummer

Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!

Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!

by Unix Lord December 17, 2006

Ebay Hannukkah

when you buy a bunch of shit & it all comes to you over 8 consecutive nights.

i bought a new guitar & am hot-rodding the shit out of it. every day i come home & find a new UPS package. = ebay hannukkah, duh.

by kobe1980 March 13, 2011

Hahn's Law

When given multiple answers, "all of the above" is always correct. See Dinan's Law.

When in doubt, use Hahn's law.

by IB crazy July 1, 2005

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

hanus

hardcore nasty. More nasty than haggard.

why is he wearing that hanus gear???

by colin June 14, 2003

hanu

Hanu: Acronym for Hook a Nigga Up

verb/noun

1. To give aid, especailly when giving something for free that would otherwise require some sort of payment.

2. To request such a hanu.

3. The act or instance of a hanu

4. To describe somthing which was hanued.

Dat brotha hanus with mass fried chicken.

Hey brotha, hanu with some chips.

by Juan Valdez Jr. April 12, 2003