Haggard

old, rotten and shitty

that bitch is haggard, that shirt is haggard

by sirjonesalot October 18, 2005

Sammy Hagar

A talent musican born on October 13, 1947. Was well known in Van Halen, his solo carrer, hsas, Chickenfoot, Montrose and the Wabo's. Often compared to David Lee Roth who David maybe good but Hagar is way fuckking better. Hagar is also the best solo artist.

Sammy Hagar is the most successful muscian in the world

by urbanguerilla June 27, 2013

Hangar Pilot

Someone who works on aircraft and sits in the cockpit pretending to fly, because they cant become a pilot for some reason.

Also see garage racing

"Look its dave, the hangar pilot"

by Richyboy March 12, 2006

blimp hangar

Noun. A person who spends the night at your place and doesn’t leave easily in the morning despite all the obvious signs

Help! I’ve got a stage 9 blimp hangar this morning!

by jjsmith02 June 4, 2019

haggard knumbskulls

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.

Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!

by dad April 26, 2003

haggard ass bitch

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."

Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*

by Kai* July 11, 2006

Hangar

A man who is well hung; a penis size and weight that's emphasis is on it's constant downwards hanging position.

Alan Shepherd is the most well known to hold such a title, self titled "Hangar"

by KrundsAyteeFyve June 2, 2011