My head hurts

Means headace

My head hurts

by Fulvxjbvjn May 19, 2018

Pretty Hurts

A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.

(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)

Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.

by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022

Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

My poosey hurts-

A phrase adapted by stan twitter user "oneofthefaggz" to signify he is H word. Made popular in the Mario Kart GC

My poosey hurts- 😳

by Oneofthefaggz October 19, 2020

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

jalen hurts

An elite big cock quarter back for the Philadelphia Eagles who throws absolute dimes and rockets ferda

Did you see that throw by jalen hurts it was so ferda

by Zack Wilson September 26, 2022

zaddy,my bussy hurts

what you say when you stub your toe or run into a wall.

runs into a wall uhh zaddy,my bussy hurts

by bussybusser69 January 7, 2022