Holden

a pervert. Likes to stare at girl's butts. will probably get an std from his dog and is the ugliest person on earth.

Jee whiz, holden is a pervert.

by hehehehhhe May 8, 2023

Holden

man with big penis

Holden has a large penis

by Djbigpenis8 December 5, 2023

Holden

A person who has a monster dong.

Jarry: Yo it's Holden!
Shaniqua: omg he literally has such a big dong.

by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023

Holden

The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.

I'M HOLDEN A BOMB

by FGNSomeone March 7, 2024

Holden

gay femboy; bad at overwatch; virgin; and gay.

Ben: "You're such a Holden."
Klaus: "What does that mean?"
Ben: "A femboy, virgin who plays overwatch."

by klaus311 February 9, 2025

Holden

Gay

Person 1: hey look, Holden.

Person 2: gay.

by Swag like 100 March 12, 2025

holden

when some one named holden is holding a holden who is holding holden with holden

hey holden are you holding holden while holding holden with holden holding holden near holden holding holden

by lebrans feet.com March 31, 2025