HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

hm?

“Hm?” is used in text when someone is confused or has a question about something that was said. It’s basically the same as “huh?”.

for example, “hm?, what’d u say?”

by DillyMilly June 8, 2020

hm shmeh

A certain feeling of sheepishness experienced in social situations.

I wanted to talk to that girl, but whenever she comes around I'm all hm shmeh.

by iaintgotnofingers September 30, 2010

Hms

Hate my self

Typical social media post:
What am I doing with my life? Hms

by Okgra July 25, 2020

Hm

Usually means I’m slightly pissed off or/confused / I don’t believe u /

(Can u shut tf up rn) hm

by Fuckinghm January 1, 2019

hm

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by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 31, 2018

hms

hate myself

"i hms"

by nirvancantcryanymore November 13, 2022