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Hijacked My Press

Hijacking someone's press is akin to reading a person's life story or an interesting fact about a person and then using it as a part of your life story, job experience, etc. It's really bothersome when the person doing the hijacking is really clueless about your experiences or what happened to you.

Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.

These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
I read an article about Simon in the Wall Street Journal where he hijacked my press. He said he came up with this new microblogging site idea while he was driving home one day. Well, he certainly did because I left my journal explaining this new microblogging idea I came up with last month in his car while I was rushing to the airport.
by UD Noob September 19, 2010
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Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”
by Bud driver August 18, 2022
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Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.
“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”
by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020
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Hijacked

Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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Emotionally Hijacked

When your experiencing an emotion and don't know why.
I woke up happy but now I'm sad or angry and don't even know why. I feel emotionally hijacked.
by ES AKA ERAGE February 28, 2019
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hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
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Dopamine Hijackers

Anything from drugs, phones, games, porn, gambling that tricks your brain into releasing dopamine without earning it. They feel good short-term but fry your focus, discipline, and potential in the long run. Basically, the sneaky thieves of your brainpower.
“Bro, I was gonna study, but TikTok, gaming, and junk food got me again. Straight-up Dopamine Hijackers turned me into a zombie.”
by M. Wagner September 16, 2025
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