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Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.
Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu
by numsemand February 28, 2018
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hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.
When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.
by michelleutta November 6, 2020
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Hemorrhoid

Tate has major hemorrhoid issues
by Clemsonby99 February 21, 2022
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Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.
Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.
by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022
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Hemorrhoid

What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.
They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.

They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.

My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.
by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022
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Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal
Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.
by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023
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Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.
Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023
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