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haunted neden

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.
"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"
by TalRave June 1, 2005
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The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.
"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
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most haunted

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.
Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.
by Brigante July 1, 2005
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Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
by double 3's May 1, 2010
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haunted phillip

To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.
"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"

"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
by Unheard Big Pappy September 3, 2009
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Haunted Mansion

One of the best theme park rides I have been on and a great movie with Eddie Murphy.

What almost caused me to fall the 8th grade.
The Haunted Mansion is really a great movie and ride, so f**k anyone who deneys.
by phantom5 February 23, 2005
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haunted oven

You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.
I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.
by DiRTWaL February 3, 2018
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