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Gustavo

the name of a guy who likes big hot steamy men. He especially loves to have sexual intercorse with men that are black. he is also a child predator.
p1: have you heard of what happened to gustavo?
p2: yeah he fucked his black cousin and kidnapped a small black kid so he is in jail.
p1: ohhhh.
by チンパンジー April 24, 2022
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Gustavo

Where do I begin.. Gustavo is the most affectionate man who will do ANYTHING in his power to help a loved one.. even a stranger! The way he loves his family is weirdly enough a turn on.. he is a mommas man (in a good way) Which means he will love you soo good. He goes above and beyond to please and make sure you are well taken care of. In bed too. If something needs to be said to you he will be the most straight up with you because that is how he loves. He will tell you what you NEED to hear. Gustavo is one of a kind and will treat his woman just how she deserves. If you have a Gustavo.. DO NOT let him go because he is rare and he knows what he deserves too.. and if that’s you than you’re a real lucky woman. Thank you Gustavo for being the man I never knew really existed. Moral of the story.. Gustavo has a HUGE heart.. and a HUGE caulk if ya know what I mean.
Random: Woahh is he real?! I thought that was only in the movies.

Random #2: Yep.. that’s Gustavo. He’s real. And his woman is extremely blessed to have that.. ya know
by mijeetacorona August 24, 2025
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Gustavo

You use this word for people with a high-pitched voice, short, and a low IQ.
Bob in a high-pitched voice: Samantha! you won't believe what I've just done! :D
Samantha: what?
Bob: this puzzle said it would take 3-4 years to complete and I did it in 2 years!
Samantha: oh you Gustavo!
by wandapom May 23, 2023
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Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston

Abbeys dog
Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston is fat
by Hamstershoiss August 24, 2025
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Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)
by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024
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Gustavo

Not a guy, he is a worm, he does sex with plants and trees, he likes flowers the best.

He is down...
Tristan: "DIE GUSTAVO"
by Chuy! January 22, 2018
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Gustavo

The amazing dragon ruler that is also my stuffed animal. He’s red. You adore him.
Human- Yo that plush dragon is so cute-

Me- Thats Gustavo tHe DrAGoN OF DEATH AND BLOOD AND THE WOOOOOOOORLD
by BlandeScythe April 2, 2023
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