Fizzy Guinness

When you loosen the lid of a carbonated drink, hold it on the top of the bottle whilst shaking it vigorously, and then quickly shove it up their ass so the lid explodes off and a combination of froth and shit spills everywhere

My girlfriend pissed me off last night so as we finished doggy style, I snuck a Fizzy Guinness up her ass

by Electric jacko May 31, 2018

Guinness Hater

One who hates Guinness or criticizes those who drink it.

Don't let that Guinness hater criticize you for not ordering a hazy IPA.

by Fred Waldron March 18, 2019

mrs. guin

The super OCD teacher who can't stand it when her markers are in the wrong color code.

Mrs. Guin got me suspended for putting my marker in the wrong spot.

by Calera Middle May 22, 2018

Guinness bukkake

This act is usually performed by a single female participant and several male participants(preferably Irish or of Irish dependency) It involves the placing of excrement (either directly or indirectly) upon the woman's face and then ejaculation upon the excrement 'base coat'

"What you doing this Friday?"

"oh I have a Guinness bukkake party, want to drop in?"

by lostirishguy June 19, 2013

Guinness Baby

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.

Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!

by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009

Guinness World Record

Drinking so much Guinness beer that you are hypothetically in the running for a world record.

Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.

Paul: For his really long fingernails?

Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.

by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011

New York Guinness

A mix of Coca-Cola and Cognac, most often Hennessy.

"Catch me on the block drinkin' New York Guinness"
(N.O.R.E)

by Lil Slugga February 21, 2011