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slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"
This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)
by touch my dick button February 19, 2010
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La Rosa de Guadalupe

A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is
Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb
by CamiloCamote May 5, 2019
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guado gamelio

Guado gamelio means top dog or best in the world in that particular category or grouping.
That is the guado gamelio of skateboards.
by Stephen Abell May 21, 2006
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guadican

A form of "graduation" that low academic quality students attend after repeating their senior year numerous times, often at the lack of drive to learn the language of the land. Often held during the summer months of June & July where a school representative finally gives them a paper telling them they can in fact leave the school but would have a difficult time gaining acceptance into a college.
*see "community college"
idiot: "when does summer skool start...?"

intellectual: "It starts promptly Monday at eight o' clock in the morning."

idiot: "thank u
oh n if u dont know wat the shadual is like wat class u take 1st do u go to the guadican?"

intellectual: "excuse me?"
by King2dayok June 24, 2007
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Guadalawhogivesashit

Generic term for some pissant third world country that no civilized person gives two damns about. Primary exports are usually bananas, cocaine, and prostitutes.
I heard there's a civil war down in Guadalawhogivesashit.
And I care because?
by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008
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Guadalupe

a very intricate and superb barber knows what shes doing and would love to attend clary sage college
person 1: wow what an amazing haircut

person2: yeah i know it looks kind like aarons haircut, that hair stylist name must be guadalupe

person1: i love it!!!
by Smelly cheese 1234 May 3, 2020
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Guada

Guada

1. G.U.A.D.A. - (Gamers United Against Discrimination and Harassment) An anti-bullying video game association

2. A stuck-up-idiot
1 - GUADA released a new article about online harassment today, you should read it.
2 - That professor is such a guada.
by Huellybx November 23, 2014
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