guadican 

A form of "graduation" that low academic quality students attend after repeating their senior year numerous times, often at the lack of drive to learn the language of the land. Often held during the summer months of June & July where a school representative finally gives them a paper telling them they can in fact leave the school but would have a difficult time gaining acceptance into a college.
*see "community college"

idiot: "when does summer skool start...?"

intellectual: "It starts promptly Monday at eight o' clock in the morning."

idiot: "thank u
oh n if u dont know wat the shadual is like wat class u take 1st do u go to the guadican?"

intellectual: "excuse me?"

guadican by King2dayok June 24, 2007

The Guadiana 

1.Stupid drunk.

2.Getting so drunk, you no longer have control of bodily function or, logical thought patterns. Could lead to dropping a duce on your girlfriends livingroom floor or, pissing/vomiting in the corner at restaurants.

"That bitch broke my heart so I pulled The Guadiana"

The Guadiana by Deeeeeeez Nuts February 13, 2013