I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

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Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004

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GrateHead

A blowjob from a man or woman wearing braces.

"Dude Katie gave me gratehead. It hurt like hell."

by Detective_ October 8, 2014

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Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

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A PERSON WHO IS COOL, KIND, NICE, TERRIFIC, STUNNUNG, MARVELOUS, AWESOME, PHENOMENAL, PERFECT, STELLAR, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE AND IN GENERAL A GREAT PERSON WHOS BETTER THAN THE WORLD! ALSO WAY COOLER THAN ME (≧∇≦) THEY ALSO ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE＼(^o^)

Person: "Who is gaytetsurou?"

Yamastan: "the coolest person"

by Sage (^o^)／ January 13, 2022

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