grundle dust

baby powder, gold bond, or anything us guys spray on our nuts to keep them from sticking to our legs.

i was at golds gym and i saw a huge dusty pile of grundle dust!!!!

by chadwick May 13, 2005

Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.

Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Grindlesnatch

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

by tastynessy December 15, 2011

grundle gravy

The juicey goodness that runs down the grundle during anal plundering.

"Man I was hittin' Jenny so hard last night in the ass she was drippin' grundle gravy."

by Ian en retard April 3, 2007

grundle gnome

The tiny creatures that knit your grundle fur to your ballsack hair when you're seated. When you stand the hair rips apart. Ouch!!!

Whilst watching the football game the grundle gnomes visited me, and now both grundle and bag are sore.

by IWAAAAAAA October 25, 2007

grundlekill

A form of murder in which you force another person to asphyxiate on your grundle hair

A recent report shows that grundlekillings have increased in third world countries due to inadequate hair removal products

by grundle abomination January 2, 2011

Grundlesmooch

The male on Male version of scissoring.

Noun: That Grundlesmooch session at the male strip-club last night was insane.
Verb: The Grundlesmooching commenced quickly once Herbert lured Chris into the wrestling ring.

Credits:
Word creation: User: mull3286 at Reddit
Word definition: User: freshOJ at Reddit

by Annonomouse June 7, 2013