A Greg

A Greg is Greg!
Greg is gym!
Greg is alpha!
Greg is Greg!
Greg likes Gregs!
A Greg want everyone to be Greg!
A Greg don’t like a non-Greg!
Greg is better!

Beta: Did you take you creatine?
A Greg: No... I took my Greg Supplements.

by CaptainMorgan101 May 05, 2022

Greg

Awesome kid with a fucking huge dick that penetrates any bitch with maximum brutality,and is just a great person

Man:That greg is fucking awesome
Woman:especially in bed, I can barely walk after last night!

by Awesome gman June 15, 2014

gregging

To intentionally ignore someone. Typically because they have annoyed you.

Girl 1: You still talking to that guy we met?
Girl 2: No, he is so annoying, he won't leave me alone. I am totally gregging him.

by got-gregged January 10, 2011

gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.

by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006

Greg

black person

look at that large group of Gregs over there

by gregkiller2.0 July 16, 2011

Greg

More than likely will do it in this order: ass, mouth, hair. Homewrecker....

That dude just totally Gregged her, and now her husband is suicidal.

by Nickie11 December 13, 2010

Greg

A real asshole! He flirts with your girlfriend, and next thing you know, she leaves you and runs off with him! Beware of Greg's! They have a natural ability to hypnotize people (especially women) into doing what they want! They use tactics that are not approved of in the most advanced civilizations! Such as preternatural tricks of drugging women, and tricking them into becoming the Greg's mental slave! Or, being super nice, and super fake, which convinces most women, he's "a good guy"! Greg's are usually ugly, brutish, disfigured phantom men, who pray on younger girls and women who are 5-10 years their junior! Greg's simply want to shoot their demonic seed into as many women as possible to over run the Earth with demonoid bastard children, so as to solidify their empire! Greg's are all evil! Avoid like the plague!

(Girlfriend): Who's that guy over there? Do you know him?
(Boyfriend): No idea, never met him before in my life!
(Greg): Hey I'm greg, you want some drugs to get high?
(Boyfriend): No thanks...
(Girlfriend): Yeah sure!

20 mins later, Girlfriend and Greg are swooning over each other in the most vile ways, while Boyfriend is left alone sulking over his stolen love!

by Zero$ September 09, 2014