Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017

Gerbert

The kind of guy who always puts you down and hates you but his charisma level is over 9000 making him irresistible the worst friend ever and he takes everything away from you but I must once again make it clear that he is so confident in his actions that it makes it hard to dislike him but LET ME BE CLEAR HE IS THE WORST FROG I HAVE EVER MET but he's so nice to everybody

Hey gerbert how you doing

by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020

Grubered

1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers

2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon

This job just got grubered

That pickle jar has been grubered

by TeamCook April 6, 2021

jack gruber

Noun
1. One uniquely gay ass nigga

2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure

Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)

Jack Gruber -

"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

by C-MackDaddy-Dizzle December 4, 2014

Greer Smeed

Greer Smeed means cat pubic hair.

Jessica: "Hey Shaun your cat is so hairy!"
Shaun: "Yeah, hes a big fan of having the Greer Smeed grow out"

by greersmeed October 6, 2009

Gerber

A gerber or a dutty gerber is a gross and nasty lookin shordy.
It can also be used to describe a man who does not practice maintaining health and preventing disease.

Yo my cro, that shordy over there is a dutty gerber.
She saggin, and being lookin like a gerber.

by Jackson gribaldo March 10, 2019

Hans Gruber

Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).

That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!

by Imp1 January 10, 2014