Magic Grasshopper

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.
by March 08, 2021
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Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points
That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer
by 9nlisk March 17, 2024
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To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.
Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.
by Gigilamour February 06, 2023
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Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.
I so did a grasshopper on him!
by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023
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Grasshopper refers to someone who changes their viewpoint or opinion depending on who they are around at the time. This term comes from at latest the early 1900s. The reference is to the animal as they hop around to different positions on a topic based on who they're near.
- Bob is a big fan of freedom of movement when he's out protesting against the need for Visas.

- Bob is a loud supporter of tight immigration control when he's with his Republican friends.
- In polite society Bob is referred to as a Grasshopper.
by OhMartin January 20, 2025
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An unskilled Rocket League player who waits for the opponent to rebound the ball off their own goal so that the ball goes towards the opponents goal. This allows the player to easily take up the ball without any real skill.
“Dude just got a cheap goal in RL. He’s a freaking Grasshopper.”
by Bezznzz May 28, 2023
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A very big pick me. This girl is a big hoe, has too many boyfriends and is just plain rude. They think everybody likes them but in reality they are hated. Their name is probably unique and they think they are better than everybody. They have only ugly boyfriends because they are too ugly for a normal one, but somehow think the boyfriend is hot.
"Yo dude, don't date her. Shes a complete grasshopper."
by BigFatPickle November 08, 2023
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