ELAX GONZALES

The act of making things worse. But still coming out on top with a smile

You pull another Elax Gonzales and you will be a legend out here.

by ThELAXPG February 23, 2022

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Isaac Gonzales

One of the greatest to ever walk this earth. He's a down to earth kind of guy.Sweet ,loving,caring and will even pay your bills out of nowhere.likes to keep it real,honest and actually a Isaac Gonzales doesn't cheat on women.if you don't get you a Isaac Gonzales you will probably end up with a loser or lonely the rest of your life.likes to party kind of guy so buckle up ladies he will go hardcore on the shit and if your not capable of doing them well then so be it.you got to love this guy for what he does.

Model#1::"You know who that guy is next to our drug dealer"
Model #2::"Hell yeah that's (Isaac Gonzales),one of the most amazing guys on earth..
Girl#1:: when I grow up mom and dad I am going to marry me a Isaac Gonzales
Mom and dad #1;; excellent choice sweety

by All the women of 7 continents May 7, 2018

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gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

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Joshua Gonzales

A great man, truly the greatest of men, the best of being a man, one of the greatest wonders of the world, and dare I say the greatest of all men...

(this was written for anyone named Joshua Gonzales and not for a friend so it was for the world to share)

person 1- Joshua Gonzales is such a cool name!
person 2- yeah brah!

by pseudonym123jdawg June 24, 2023

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