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Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013
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Bryan Gonzales

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Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.
"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."
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Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales

A bald ape Human being a group of people Multiple bald apes like to call Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales. He's a very lovely, caring, and good person, but he doesn't have his own rights.
Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales is a Frenzy 😈😈😈🤡😈
by Meow M November 15, 2022
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Joshua Gonzales

A great man, truly the greatest of men, the best of being a man, one of the greatest wonders of the world, and dare I say the greatest of all men...

(this was written for anyone named Joshua Gonzales and not for a friend so it was for the world to share)
person 1- Joshua Gonzales is such a cool name!
person 2- yeah brah!
by pseudonym123jdawg June 24, 2023
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gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you
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Jayson Gonzales

They’re a Jayson Gonzales
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