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glisten

whne one burgo sweats and produces a shiny oder which consists of wonderful smells
i dont sweat, I glisten
by jim staford January 6, 2009
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gristle/grissle

A...you wanna hit this gristle?
You want to hit this gristle?
You wanna buy some gristle/grissle?
by SwtBaby June 25, 2006
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Glitler

Drowning a Jewish person in glitter whist they are in a shower.
Person a: What happened to Alexander Weinberg
Person b: he died
Person a: how
Person b: he got given a Glitler
by Gimp Life September 1, 2013
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Gristle

'The bit of skin between your testicles and anus'
"Excuse me colin, would you please scratch my gristle?"
by Gristle January 6, 2007
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gristle stick

holy shit dianielle he has a huge gristle stick!
by Wesley123 January 24, 2007
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Gristler

Someone who causes a rash when going down on a girl.
I hate being the Gristler of the family.
by JOHNNYJOHNJOHN is here May 17, 2010
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chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth
"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"
by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009
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