Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket

by Bigbird5185! March 01, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 01, 2025

glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 08, 2021

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Glazed Donut

When two males gather together, each ejaculate on opposite cheeks of a woman’s butt

“Hey bro wanna glazed donut this chick? I got left cheek you got the right cheek.”

by Tay’s.cock December 07, 2021

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 08, 2018

Glazed Donut

A "creampie" in the asshole.

She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.

by TacoGirl88 November 01, 2021