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glaized donut 

When you are fucking a girl who is lying on her front and just before you are about to cum you pull out, she spreads her buttcheeks and you cum in the shape of an O around her anus giving the impression of a glaized donut.
Beckie: Can we do a glaized donut?
Josh: only if I get to lick it!
glaized donut by Inaudibleelf February 24, 2015

Glazzed Donut 

A glazzed donut is a sexual act where a man or woman's bald head is ejaculated upon. Furthermore the glaze is spread acrossed the surface of the bald head creating a glazed effect.
Damn look at that fine bald bitch! Im gonna give her a glazzed donut tonight!

Glazed donuts soles 

A beautiful woman soles, covered in cum, or something creamy.

Glaze your donut 

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut
(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”

donut glazer 

Lesbian woman who works in construction or other occupations traditionally for males.
Donna and Susie own their own painting contracting business. They are donut glazers too!
donut glazer by Ken Dog January 1, 2016

Donut Glaze Syndrome 

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”