Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

gimpery

Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.

You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Gimply

Someone who really appreciates a good meme.

"My friend is such a Gimply, all he does is browse 4chan all day long"
"George was really boring last night, he just kept telling us memes like a Gimply"

by fooseballman May 14, 2015

gimyou

Combination of "give" and "you". Use in reponse to "gimme".

"Hey! Gimme your homework!"
"I'll gimyou my homework if you give me $5!"

by Emman and Anne February 6, 2017

Gimpleton

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)

Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

gimper

Someone who hates mediocrity, an overachiever, always doing his/her best in everything, is not satisfied with "it's okay"; it has to be "it's great!"

1) He can never settle for anything less than what's best for him because of the gimper in him.
2) That's such a gimper move bro, running two miles instead of the one mile that coach asked.
3) Gimpers never quit.

by Ardor Mentor June 22, 2010

gimpardly

The action of being a living joke, to the extent that the word "gimpy" simply doesn't suffice.

Look at Mr. Bean, my man is gimpardly as hell boy.

by el salvatoré October 14, 2021