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play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022
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Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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national geometry dash day

A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022
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Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a mobile game that was made in 2013 by Swedish game developer Robert Topala, who’s more commonly known as RobTop Games. Geometry Dash is a ruthenium platform we game that includes dodging obstacles such as spikes, blocks, and saw blades. It’s really fun.
Devin: Hey, i just beat this really hard Geometry Dash level!

Jake: Wow bro that’s sick witch one?

Devin: Back on Track! It was exreamly hard!
by Boden Frechette June 15, 2022
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Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a horizontal runner-style game developed and published by RobTop Games. It was released for $1.99 USD on 13 August 2013 for iOS and Android, and for $3.99 USD on 22 December 2014 for Steam. A lite version of the game is available on mobile devices with fewer features, as well as free expansions, Geometry Dash Meltdown, Geometry Dash World and Geometry Dash SubZero, which include exclusive levels.
The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
Around the wiki..

I got this from the GD Wiki.
Npesta: OH MY GOD!
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025
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Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.
"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music
by T1ngTang February 21, 2024
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geometry dash 2.2

dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023
Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
by mug_justMug March 3, 2024
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