play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue

“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me

by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022

Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"

Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022

national geometry dash day

A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.

"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."

by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022

Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.

"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music

by T1ngTang February 21, 2024

geometry dash 2.2

dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023

Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

by mug_justMug March 3, 2024

Geometry Dash 2.2

The thirteenth official update to Geometry Dash, a game developed by Swedish developer Robert Topala, also known as RobtopGames or Zhenmuron. The update was released on December 19th, 2023, and was announced when RobTop released a tweet reading "Check Steam" with a gif of Thanos. 2.2 was the first update since the 2.1 update, which released on January 16th, 2017. 2.2 added a plethora of new features. Such as camera controls, shaders, an advanced particle system, 500+ new icons, a revamped physics system, platformer mode (which allows the player to move as they would in a traditional platforming game), a new gamemode, and many more. 2.2 was the highest anticipated update in Geometry Dash history and the game is currently on update 2.206, which released on June 1st, 2024.

The new Geometry Dash 2.2 update just dropped! Time to milk it for views!! x3

by ItsRainningOutside August 12, 2024

Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a horizontal runner-style game developed and published by RobTop Games. It was released for $1.99 USD on 13 August 2013 for iOS and Android, and for $3.99 USD on 22 December 2014 for Steam. A lite version of the game is available on mobile devices with fewer features, as well as free expansions, Geometry Dash Meltdown, Geometry Dash World and Geometry Dash SubZero, which include exclusive levels.
The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
Around the wiki..

I got this from the GD Wiki.

Npesta: OH MY GOD!
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025