As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

genuine brain rot

Brain rot is when you watch something so fucking stupid (skibidi toilet) that it rots your brain.

“This video on tiktok is genuine brain rot”

by I hate skibidi toilet November 15, 2023

Genuinity

A feeling of genuine outlook on how someone may treat you, or how something may turn out.

That person is showing great genuinity towards me.

That project has great genuninity, and will become a success!

by Darktitan69 April 18, 2023

Genuinely friendly

Being ‘Genuinely Friendly’ is when partners. Or even new acquaintances are Inexplicably Flirtatious (mutual infatuated)

They might fight like rivals but those two are Friendly. And I mean Genuinely Friendly.

by Her/Highness November 4, 2022

genuinely tweaking

to tweak out over something so fucking badly that it is entirely indistinguishable from drug use.

(bro beating another bro in a shitty roblox anime fighting game)
bro, you need to relax, youre genuinely tweaking the fuck out.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

by wafflespot November 18, 2023

genuine spook

when you get a genuine spook your cock grows insanely large

Some guy: woah shit man, you just gave me a genuine spook

by qwetyuiop[ April 12, 2017

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018