A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018
by Purge December 20, 2021
A middle class blue collar neighborhood on the Southwest Side of Chicago next to Midway Airport.
Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.
Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.
Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.
People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.
Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.
Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.
Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.
People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.
by BeerJunkie425 August 25, 2011
The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.
by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019
After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.
Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010
by Spider-hoe September 09, 2021