Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 02, 2024

Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

by Saryniae January 07, 2024

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 01, 2022

gallon bundle

a female with breasts that equals the volume of a U.S. Gallon.

Those things were huge, she has a gallon bundle

by Acela_ox February 15, 2022

Miley gallon

Miley gallon is the most beautiful name and person in the world they are normally tall really pretty she loves cats and loves to play among us and football she’s really sporty and loves going on adventures if she is your friend keep her. She loves pizza and macaroni keep her forever in your heart she doesn’t have one style she is not a girly girl she’s more of a tomboy

Friend: hi who are you

Miley gallon: I’m miley gallon

Friend: omg you are really nice can we be besties

by Hey::::)))) January 02, 2021