Gage

A guy that is ugly, around 25,000 lbs, girls go away from him, he cant have sex because his dick is smaller than a grain of sand.

Him: Hey laides
Ladies: Nope
Man: That guy is a real gage you know that

by dfijahfiadf March 23, 2017

Gage

A mega fagot that looks like a monkey

Gage you look like a monkey

by Green phantom September 20, 2017

Gage

He is the most sexy person in the world he gets hose like he changes his close his Dick is so big it is more like cockzilla when you meet gage you are gonna want him so hard you will exsplod

Have you seen gage

No why

His Dick is so Big

Oh ya I suck it that's why I have such a big mouth

by Gorge frankir November 12, 2017

Gage

a really loud, obnoxious, girly, giggly laugh.

"That guy has a gage!"

by Darlinie February 27, 2009

Gage

The most down to earth and hottest man known to world. Very tall and a definite ladies man but only has his eyes set for one girl. Can sing and has an amazing personality. He is the jealous type but his woman loves it, overall the best person on the planet.

Hey have you talked to gage lately?
No Gage has a girl he don’t talk to no other girls.

by Yuhyeetbruther November 14, 2018

Gage

An extremely gay fuckboy with a small or no dick at all

Stop being a Gage

by Waffle king2000 February 7, 2017

Gage

He is a little bitch usually

1. See that guy over there?

2. Yea
1. He’s a total bitch his name is gage

by Bruhsnap122 October 20, 2019