Glumpkin

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010

Glummel

A prominent, well fleshed pubic mound, especially on a young girl who has not yet shed her puppy fat.

Check out the glummel on her.

by Dave B October 2, 2003

Glumorous

A term used to define someone who used to be elegant and classy, but has since succumbed to the evils of gluttony and slothfulness.

Kirstie Alley used to be hot when she was on Jenny Craig, now she is just glumorous.

by Brendanbot5000 December 31, 2012

glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006

Glumpers

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

by Gaugamela July 26, 2016

glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004